I’m Too Sexy For This Soap Soap
I’m Too Sexy For This Soap Soap
I’m Too Sexy For This Soap Soap
I’m Too Sexy For This Soap Soap

I’m Too Sexy For This Soap Soap

Too sexy, baby.

The truth hurts. At least for this less-sexy-than-me soap. I mean, it's sexy and all, but not as sexy as moi. In fact, looking around, I'm a little too sexy for my surroundings, and I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting on a scratch-and-dent sofa from IKEA and staring at a box of stale Sugar Smacks and a stack of still-frozen waffles. But I am watching Scooby Doo so that does sex it up a smidge.

Sexy Syrup Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

$15.95