Is It The Last Call Handy Tote

Is It The Last Call Handy Tote

IS IT THE LAST CALL? OR IS IT THE FIRST DRINK OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES?!

Good pickup lines are as hard to find as stylish, sturdy, reusable bags.
Material: 95% post consumer recycled material.
Size: 10"h x 8.5"w x 4.5"d
$15.95